shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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(Fuente: shovel-girl, vía human)

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lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

(vía lubricates)

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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun
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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Fuente: chicken-nuggets-galore, vía lubricates)

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(vía legalmexican)

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